Hello there, everyone.
Well, more specifically, hello to all the single people out there.
I know that you are not really looking forward to Valentine’s day this year, and I know that the love-bird parades fluttering about the whole day are going to make your gag-reflexes kick in. But don’t worry, you’re not alone in this.
If you are not looking forward to a day alone, I have managed to rustle up a few suggestions to make this day a little easier (and simultaneously more sad) for the single gal/fella out there.
1. A Boyfriend pillow.
Look at that manly arm! Find this hunk for sale on Amazon. Also available in girlfriend material. (Haha – See what I did there?)
2. A cardboard cut-out of Jon Hamm
This lady has got it right! Papercuts aside, this date is wonderful company and easily stowed away when not in use.
3. Microwave dinners for one
Sonia really looks like she knows how get the party started. Oh boy.
4. This musical compilation
On a serious note: Beyonce made millions of dollars singing about being single. (Nevermind that fact that she wasn’t actually single at the time). Grab a box of chocolates and stay in for a Community/New Girl/Super Fun Night marathon. The single life ain’t that bad y’all.